Thursday, October 05, 2006


Yep, This is Funny

Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan - News from Israel, Ynetnews: "Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : 'If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?'
'If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting,' the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website"

No matter which way you slice it, this is funny. First of all, did anyone notice that the Iranian Supreme Leader has a website? Isn't the web for all of us sinners of the West? Second, the Supreme leader takes questions. To me, funny. Lastly, it seems there is such a thing as accidental masturbation. Again, funny.

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